Twas the days before Christmas and all thru the House
Not a creature was stirring, not even ol' Joe the mouth.
But in the Senate there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to the internet to see what was the matter.
Good Lindsey was fussing, Senator Reid said "Now, now!"
A vote was due soon on whether health-reform They'd allow
Some said "to stop this" will come down to prayer
Others chimed "to the many uninsured we must be fair!"
The Capitol was digging its way out of snow
While Senators had their say--such a blow
When what on my old Lap-top then would appear
But an old Senator with a voice quite clear
He was wheeled into the Chamber, he looked quite able
The prayers, "Oh No, the've helped," God is Good! Teabaggers moaned to Fox Cable
The spirits of two Teddy's then helped him say AYE
Bless you Senator Byrd, I'll save you some mince pie
But I heard someone exclaim thru all that pall mall
"Happy Christmas to all and to All be well."
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