Friday, December 18, 2009

Christmas Retiever Fever PT II



The promised day of joy came but there were only two, Paul and
 I and Mollie. Mr. Barnes, not terribly pleased at 
the small turnout, was kind enough to cajole
 his wife into cooking us a sumptuous breakfast
 and at 6 AM, on the dot and in 
the dark, we were motoring out at 
an obscene rate of speed on a skiff that might 
have last seen service on the Mekong delta, 
into the far reaches of 
Currituck sound.  
The blind was located southeast of 
Swan Island on the Atlantic flyway.
  The blind, like the hunting lodge, 
was built initially by Mr. Barnes’ father 
after WWI and was continually maintained 
and updated by father and son.  
Mr. Barnes son continues on with this legacy.   
Approximately twelve foot by five the blind was 
supported above the water 
by six logs and contained three stools,
 all the comforts of home-- if you were
 a surf in the middle ages, 
well, I take that back, it did not have a roof.  
The ply board walls were five foot high and 
this entire oblong box 
plus an extension that contained the Mekong 
flyer was covered with pine boughs. 
To any flying creatures on the Atlantic Flyway 
it must have appeared festive, indeed!
Dawn’s rosy fingered-glow illuminated the 
bay and cloudless sky while 
Mollie slept and Mr. Barnes set out decoys. 
(What rosy finger Dawn used I know not but after
 encountering very few 
in-season birds I could hazard a guess.) 
Decoys, as the name implies,
 are set randomly next to the blind in a vain hope 
of attracting live waterfowl.  
Just like putting a rubber duck in the bath water 
to attract all the neighborhood
 one year olds for their nightly cleanings.  
Both theories seem sound 
at the time but as we stood in that blind 
more work in welcoming waterfowl 
needed to be done.
As if answering my unsaid request 
Mr. Barnes sang  forth, (read bellowed),
 a number of vociferous duck sounds which, 
coming from behind and 
three inches from my left ear, 
scared the absolute poop out of me and 
awoke Mollie who thought we were facing 
the wrath of Duckzilla and 
tried to bound from our cover into the sound. 
 From somewhere out to the east came a 
halfhearted response and then silence. 
We were in for a dreaded “bluebird day”.
We encountered some birds just not any 
we were allowed to shoot.  
A large flock of what Mr. Barnes called
" Canadian Geese”, 
landed near by. I suggested we shoot a 
few and check passports—If we
 found American Geese we would keep them 
and let the Canadians wing it away. 
No one laughed.  A number of fish ducks 
paid us a call and black ducks followed by 
cormorants or “Watermelon Geese” honked a hello.  
Alas, they were all off limits. 
Our day went by with alternate long periods 
of tranquility and brief 
moments of panic, Mollie slept and I 
drank coffee.  Once in a great while 
we would all stoop down while Mr. Barnes 
called to an errant stray on 
the horizon to come over for a visit.  
Shots welcomed the newcomers but 
all was in vain. We missed.  A theme was 
starting to play out in my mind but I 
kept my council.  Finally in a moment of 
frustration I vowed that the next five ducks
would be allowed to pass our post unmolested.  
The Mr. Barnes and Paul both 
laughed and claimed they would make 
no promise of that sort.  
During that discussion five buffleheads, 
fair game, flew over our little 
cuckoo’s nest and on into the west. 
Guns were brought up, too late, 
but then duck with a black streak around the 
eyes appeared and landed 
between the farthest decoys.  Paul and Mr. Barnes 
blasted away but the shot 
patterns were too broad.  The shot fell all around him. 
 The duck defiantly stared 
at us, raised a wing as if to say ‘is that rain/’ 
and then flew away into the setting sun.
“Who was that masked Duck?” I thought Paul said.
“The Lone Widgeon.”  I said.
Mollie growled at me and the other two
become uncommunicative.
Later Mr. Barnes tried to console us. 
“Sorry, no ducks,” He said, “But I can tell-- you’ll be back.”
Mollie glanced at Paul with that -next time just you and I, look.
I pretended not to see Paul’s nod.

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