I love All Hallow's eve and
I want to wish all a worry free happy Halloween.
Please don't worry about your candy, it is safe to eat. Devils and Demons didn't pray over it as certain religious leaders claim. Those religious leaders want all the candy for themselves and they will say anything to get it. Besides most of them don't believe in All Hallows day so why are they fussing about its eve.
If you dress up like a Republican Senator or Congressman only say "No!" once to the young ones that come a rapping at your chamber door. Then you can grudgingly give out the candy. Stay in character.
Carve a smile into your pumpkin. Trust me, you will feel better.
Don't grouse if someone comes around trick or treating for UNICEF. This is not a fiendish one-world-government-plot. The few pennies you donate will not help, in the least, the funding of the UN's secret black helicopter fleet. On this point Glen Beck and I agree. FYI: the funding for that is already set aside.
OK, enough silliness, here is my little treat of a trick for you!
http://www.princeton.edu/~hammett/CardTrick/html/trick.html
Be well and Happy Halloween
A Journeyman
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